ok im waiting
xD
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lol
xaxaxaxaxaxa
Quote from: lilmayer on May 06, 2009, 01:18:53 AM
ok im waiting
xD
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lol
xaxaxaxaxaxa
ergo p. ftw 8)
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:o :o :o :o :o :o
xD
Quote from: lilmayer on May 06, 2009, 08:42:33 AM
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:o :o :o :o :o :o
xD
pfff, l2j can make to
you know.. its the datacenter.. some guy tripped on the ethernet wire and they will need 1 week to plug it back in ::)
here at dn, we think players are smart enough to understand its the Truth
Quote from: kang on May 06, 2009, 12:09:37 PM
you know.. its the datacenter.. some guy tripped on the ethernet wire and they will need 1 week to plug it back in ::)
here at dn, we think players are smart enough to understand its the Truth
xD
Quote from: in a galaxy far far away
- due to unexpected datacenter problems, the servers are down. plz be patient.
- server is down for critical bug fix
- due to security breech, we have for drake to wake up and fix it
- dos attacks make the server keep crashing.
- critical update on all servers.
- a large fleet of alien mutant ants, have invaded our datacenter plz remain calm, until they are gone
lets hope that will be here 100% HB not only engine ;p
``- a large fleet of alien mutant ants, have invaded our datacenter plz remain calm, until they are gone´´
OMG
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa!!
XD
Quote from: Aesandril on May 06, 2009, 12:32:40 PM
lets hope that will be here 100% HB not only engine ;p
engine is C4 PTS heavily patched :P
I like this one:
- a large fleet of alien mutant ants, have invaded our datacenter plz remain calm, until they are gone
they ought to just use that.... or maybe:
- shit happens ... ... ... wait for it.
Quote from: ChillyWilly on May 06, 2009, 05:20:50 PM
I like this one:
- a large fleet of alien mutant ants, have invaded our datacenter plz remain calm, until they are gone
they ought to just use that.... or maybe:
- shit happens ... ... ... wait for it.
the others are not meant to be funny, just a preparation for the punch line.
I understood that, my comment was more along the lines of taking it a step further. as in; "since they're going to make up stories about what's wrong, why not just give us something to laugh about while we wait"
Quote from: ChillyWilly on May 06, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
I understood that, my comment was more along the lines of taking it a step further. as in; "since they're going to make up stories about what's wrong, why not just give us something to laugh about while we wait"
on dragon-network most people wouldnt understand a joke with a punchline, if it would hit them right in their face.
its always a delight to find somebody who speaks some decent english at forum and ingame.
anyway, they wouldnt bother coming up with something, we can laugh about, because its futile to assume, that the average dn-player would get it.
i just come up with some nice posts, for the sake of being able to use some fency english vocabulary. ^^
Quote from: ChillyWilly on May 06, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
I understood that, my comment was more along the lines of taking it a step further. as in; "since they're going to make up stories about what's wrong, why not just give us something to laugh about while we wait"
i hope we ll w8 till friday after 16 XD cuz of my poor castle :)))(lazy to log and defend)
Quote from: Futile on May 06, 2009, 06:09:41 PM
on dragon-network most people wouldnt understand a joke with a punchline, if it would hit them right in their face.
its always a delight to find somebody who speaks some decent english at forum and ingame.
anyway, they wouldnt bother coming up with something, we can laugh about, because its futile to assume, that the average dn-player would get it.
i just come up with some nice posts, for the sake of being able to use some fency english vocabulary. ^^
Fancy indeed.
xD
i am confused.
holy shit....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY&feature=related
she is old ugly, and has a totally disguting way of behaving, but wtf...
Quote from: Futile on May 06, 2009, 06:57:49 PM
i am confused.
holy shit....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY&feature=related
she is old ugly, and has a totally disguting way of behaving, but wtf...
WOW
you found me a new hero...
she's not as old as me, she's not as mud-ugly as me (I look just like my dad now that I'm old), and I couldn't hope to sing like that in my wildest dreams!!!
Susan Boyle FTW
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XD
Quote from: lilmayer on May 07, 2009, 04:34:25 AM
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XD
get life kiddo
kktnxbb
Quote from: lilmayer on May 07, 2009, 04:34:25 AM
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XD
starcraft ftw.
ATTENTION: ACCESS DENIED....
NEEDED CORRECT ACCESS CODE TO TURN ON DATACENTER SWITCH.
I think thats exactly what is happening now at the datacenter.... :)) or maybe the electricity is out ...someone forgot to pay the electric bill
Quote from: calichat on May 07, 2009, 08:08:45 AM
ATTENTION: ACCESS DENIED....
NEEDED CORRECT ACCESS CODE TO TURN ON DATACENTER SWITCH.
I think thats exactly what is happening now at the datacenter.... :)) or maybe the electricity is out ...someone forgot to pay the electric bill
... or forgot to feed the donkey that runs the treadmill for the generator?
Quote from: ChillyWilly on May 07, 2009, 08:24:48 AM
... or forgot to feed the donkey that runs the treadmill for the generator?
xD
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Answer to everything.
Quote from: Atoli on May 07, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
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OMG, How old is THIS!
Quote from: ehlena on May 07, 2009, 10:47:10 AM
OMG, How old is THIS!
back from the old forums, means, OLD. ;D
Quote from: ChillyWilly on May 07, 2009, 03:23:33 AM
you found me a new hero...
Susan Boyle FTW
yea, i guessed so :)
Quote from: Atoli on May 07, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
Answer to everything.
drake must be using some sort of fast written program.
its a program for writing lies with 3 variables.
1st variable is: - the error medium
2nd variable is: - the reason
3rd variable is: - the time
it looks like this then:
<Irrelevant prelude>, there are problems with (1st variable), (2nd variable). server will be back up (3rd variable)
each variable has a big pool of possibilities, that the program can choose from, after the:
Generate-Lie-Buttonhas been pushed.
outcome would be like this:
<the server is down>, there are problems with (the datacenter), (some guy tripped over a cable). server will be back up (24hours).
or:
<we are doing everything we can>, there are problems with (the server security), (we are victims of dos attacks). server will be back up (48 hours)
what happens, if we change the pool.
<the server is down. i dont know if u have noticed it?> there are problems with (my car), (i forgot to clean the seats). server will be back up (24*7 hours).
Quote from: iNs on May 07, 2009, 10:48:29 AM
back from the old forums, means, OLD. ;D
from the times drake was funny :P
ps: u forgot about the "i dont have internet since 6month and they plan the installation in another 6" and "drake is currently in german/mars/another galaxy and we can't do shit without him"
Quote from: Atoli on May 07, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/rrry/Screen%20shot/kjk.jpg)
Answer to everything.
Quote from: Futile on May 07, 2009, 11:27:19 AM
yea, i guessed so :)
drake must be using some sort of fast written program.
its a program for writing lies with 3 variables.
1st variable is: - the error medium
2nd variable is: - the reason
3rd variable is: - the time
it looks like this then:
<Irrelevant prelude>, there are problems with (1st variable), (2nd variable). server will be back up (3rd variable)
each variable has a big pool of possibilities, that the program can choose from, after the: Generate-Lie-Button
has been pushed.
outcome would be like this:
<the server is down>, there are problems with (the datacenter), (some guy tripped over a cable). server will be back up (24hours).
or:
<we are doing everything we can>, there are problems with (the server security), (we are victims of dos attacks). server will be back up (48 hours)
what happens, if we change the pool.
<the server is down. i dont know if u have noticed it?> there are problems with (my car), (i forgot to clean the seats). server will be back up (24*7 hours).
Quote from: kang on May 07, 2009, 12:21:07 PM
from the times drake was funny :P
ps: u forgot about the "i dont have internet since 6month and they plan the installation in another 6" and "drake is currently in german/mars/another galaxy and we can't do shit without him"
U made my day =P
I cannot stop laughing :) The most intelligence and funny posts since long time on this forum :D
omg
2005-2006..... B grade RULEEEEEEEEZ
Quote from: SpoilerAngel on May 07, 2009, 07:09:01 AM
get life kiddo
kktnxbb
MAN JUST freak URSELF k ?
I POST WHAT I WANT TO POST
AND IF I LOOK LIKE A KID IS MY freakING PROBLEM
AND IF I HAVE NO LIFE IS MY freakING PROBLEM TOO
Quote from: lilmayer on May 07, 2009, 08:38:24 PM
MAN JUST freak URSELF k ?
I POST WHAT I WANT TO POST
AND IF I LOOK LIKE A KID IS MY freakING PROBLEM
AND IF I HAVE NO LIFE IS MY freakING PROBLEM TOO
bravo caps lock power
Quote from: SpoilerAngel on May 07, 2009, 08:39:13 PM
bravo caps lock power
pendejo traga leche
if 26 years make me a kid
ure my son
now..
go and keep seeing naruto retard
omg naruto is okay :D
Quote from: Atoli on May 07, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
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Answer to everything.
read my lips.
I like you. ;D
Quote from: lilmayer on May 06, 2009, 01:18:53 AM
ok im waiting
xD
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lol t00
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