2 Jokes - worth reading

[AmayZang]

It's a bit to read but it's hella funny. Take the time!


An explorer is captured by a tribe of cannibals. The leader of the tribe approaches him and says "You have two choices. We will kill you and eat you now OR you can take the Three Caves Test. If you pass the test we will let you go free".
The explorer replies "Well, I have nothing to lose. I will take the Three Caves Test".
The cannibals lead him to a clearing in the jungle where three caves stand.
"In the first cave", announces the leader "are fifty bottles of the strongest beer ever brewed. You have to drink them all".
"Not a problem" replies the explorer.
"In the second cave there is a lion with a toothache and" you have to go in and remove the tooth" says the leader.
"Gulp! Ooookay" the explorer says nervously.
"And in the third cave is a woman with an insatiable sixual appetite and you must satisfy her".
"Sounds good to me" says the explorer.
He sets off and enters the first cave. He is in there for a whole day and finally he staggers out barely able to stay on his feet and makes his way into the second cave. For two days there are sounds of terrifying roars and screams and tearing noises. After the two days are over the man crawls out of the cave. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he is covered in deep, open scratches and bites and he slowly crawls to the cannibal leader and looks up at him and moans
"So..... where's this woman with the toothache?"







A bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life,
that is, until the ship sank.

He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?'. She replies, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.'

'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you'. '

Oh, this thing?' explains the woman, 'I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.'

'But, where did you get the tools?'

'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.'

The guy is stunned.

'Let's row over to my place', she says.

After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.

While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?'

'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed. 'I can't take another drop of coconut juice'.

'It's not coconut juice,' winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?'

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet.'

No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?'

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias.

She beckons for him to sit down next to her.

'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?'

She stares into his eyes .....

He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes.....











'Fu cking hell, don't tell me you've got Lineage 2?'

[Dhart]

It's a bit to read but it's hella funny. Take the time!


An explorer is captured by a tribe of cannibals. The leader of the tribe approaches him and says "You have two choices. We will kill you and eat you now OR you can take the Three Caves Test. If you pass the test we will let you go free".
The explorer replies "Well, I have nothing to lose. I will take the Three Caves Test".
The cannibals lead him to a clearing in the jungle where three caves stand.
"In the first cave", announces the leader "are fifty bottles of the strongest beer ever brewed. You have to drink them all".
"Not a problem" replies the explorer.
"In the second cave there is a lion with a toothache and" you have to go in and remove the tooth" says the leader.
"Gulp! Ooookay" the explorer says nervously.
"And in the third cave is a woman with an insatiable sixual appetite and you must satisfy her".
"Sounds good to me" says the explorer.
He sets off and enters the first cave. He is in there for a whole day and finally he staggers out barely able to stay on his feet and makes his way into the second cave. For two days there are sounds of terrifying roars and screams and tearing noises. After the two days are over the man crawls out of the cave. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he is covered in deep, open scratches and bites and he slowly crawls to the cannibal leader and looks up at him and moans
"So..... where's this woman with the toothache?"







A bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life,
that is, until the ship sank.

He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?'. She replies, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.'

'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you'. '

Oh, this thing?' explains the woman, 'I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.'

'But, where did you get the tools?'

'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.'

The guy is stunned.

'Let's row over to my place', she says.

After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.

While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?'

'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed. 'I can't take another drop of coconut juice'.

'It's not coconut juice,' winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?'

Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet.'

No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.

'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?'

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias.

She beckons for him to sit down next to her.

'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?'

She stares into his eyes .....

He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes.....











'Fu cking hell, don't tell me you've got Lineage 2?'

BUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUAH xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AMAZING !!! xD

[tihic]

'Fu cking hell, don't tell me you've got Lineage 2?'

haha, second joke is betteer 

[Futile]

 /applaud

on dragon i give adena, for whoever tells me a joke that makes me laugh.
both didnt make me laugh, but it comes close to an attempt of being humurous.

so if u play on dragon, and tell me ingame a funny joke. ill give u Adena.
depending on how funny the joke is. between 50kk and 500kk

[Idril]

woo to long

- 70 things that woman should know
- 69 and cook

[Grabsia]

woo to long

- 70 things that woman should know
- 69 and cook

old but good one =P

[iNs]

woo to long

- 70 things that woman should know
- 69 and cook

cokc maybe? ;x

[xD]

[xD]

/applaud

on dragon i give adena, for whoever tells me a joke that makes me laugh.
both didnt make me laugh, but it comes close to an attempt of being humurous.

so if u play on dragon, and tell me ingame a funny joke. ill give u Adena.
depending on how funny the joke is. between 50kk and 500kk

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the Aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer Complaints."

[SpoilerAngel]

lol

[Futile]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-pet-duck-fail.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ3Oz5JVKs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog%2Eorg%2Fpage%2F50%2F&feature=player_embedded



failblog FTW

[SysTemHacK]

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the Aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer Complaints."