This restricted sub system is useless

[TangRa]

Dragon-summer Night's Dream
(inspired by the Day of Earth)

Quiet night (Not so holy though). Fans purrs, red eyes sparks in late hours at the pixels. Addicts click furiously.
DN-like Staff: A new server is coming! No Donies, no goodies, no cookies, no more Empire Strikes Back!!!
DN Community: Woooooooooohooooooooo!!!! Give it, give it, give it to us, OUR PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS!!!
Darth Vader: Holy Force! No power plants for glowing!?!? (breaks his light saber into two and sticks it up Palpatine's arse)
Staff: It will be Glorious, you know, x20 and Shining in the Universe!
Poland: ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Staff: Erm... Changed the mood, it'll go to x9.
Community (suspiciously head-scratching): Dudes, will you keep that last 9-EX till the opening, will be really annoying to lose 8 more and it starts like x1 at the end.
Staff: We'll try. We do our best to have at least x3 for grand opening next... millenium. Hopefully.
Innocent bystander: What is that game again?!
Pro players: (stunning, stabbing, hammering, slaying the bystander): Population decreased.
Staff: There will be rules!
Community: WTF?! Nooooooooooooo wayyyyy!!! Die in pain, sick bastards!!!
Sin Eater: Blah!
Achmed: Silence!!!
Staff: (Silence)
Britney: Oops... They did it again!
Captain America: Why the heck you gave the Internet to these fagots?!
Staff: We experience hardware issues, sorry for the inconvenience, will be back ASAP. ETA - close to 21.12.2012, Midnight.
Community: We won't play Valky, until you make it DIFFERENT!!! Like other DN!!!
Staff: Sigh. Girls wait, sorry guys.
Community: *@^&%@#)(_&*_!@%*!@)(^#@)*^%#%!!!!! (censured)
Staff: (Turning the power off and treating headaches)
Community: (Turning the forum off and treating headaches)
FBI: (Turning the case off and treating headaches)
Everyone else: (Turning the PCs off and go to the pub)
Shakespeare (naughty): May I play with Macbeth now?
END.

Dedicated to the hard working, time- and brain-losing DN staff, not-so-hard ones too, and numerous addicts all over the world (mostly from PL), who made it REAL.
Love you all!

See you on Valky!

[MumM]

Realy? Even if 100 will complain - 1000 will play

i dont think so.. 90% of all ppl was waiting a simple DN-sub w/o sonations... and mutans. No a New diferent DN-sistem