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[Bastor]

Само той ли !? 

Еее сега...имаше още един габровец тука ама той само да не ми се сърди ; )

[dusaka]

тази приказка ме разби  - така сам се смял,че колегите на работата помислеха че сам плакал като ми видяха очите когато излезнах от офиса...

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[surecom]

Все си мислех някой модер ще се сети да я стикне тая тема ама тц ( може би една от най-хубавите тук ^^) Та то не че има кой знае колко много теми в нашия форум и не че е много трудно да я намеря щтото тя, като днес макс до 2-ра страница да иде ама хайде земет я боднете най-отгоре...

[Inferna]

Седят ирландец и поляк  в кръчма и пият.
Поляка довършва питието си,мята чашата във въздуха,измъква си пушката и я отстрелва БАААМ!
-В Полша чашите са толкова ефтини,че никога не пием от една и съща! - изказал се той.
Ирландеца без да губи самообладание довършил питието си,измукнал си пушката и БАААААААААМ отстрелял поляка.
-В Ирландия имаме толкова много поляци,че никога не пием два пъти с един и същ...

хехе


Доктор Дейв преспал с един от пациентите си.
Чувството за вина било толкова голямо,че го измъчвало непоносимо.
Всеки път когато се самоистезавал,един вътрешен глас му казвал:
"Дейв,брато,стига вече! Всеки нормален лекар е преспал поне с един от пациентите си! Това не те прави по-малко лекар,освен това ти си необвързан! Спри да се тормозиш!"
Да,обаче друг вътрешен глас му нашепвал:

"Дейв,копеле,ти си шибан ветеринар!"

Муехехехехе

[DDBT]

ROFL ! 

[Teh noob]

v l2 ima tolko mnogo poltyaci, che nikoga ne pk edin i susht ...

[Teh noob]

-doktore, dai neshto za glava
-na ti kapa, sledvashtiq


-doktore, bremenna sm
-chestito, sledvashtiq


-doktore, nikoi mi ne obryshta vnimanie
-sledvashtiq.....

[Inferna]

Докторе,сутрин като пия кафе и ме боли дясното око!
-Махай лъжичката,бе,тъпунгер!

[Inferna]

> The Truth About Married Life ....
>
> Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
> married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The
> conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their six
> lives.
>
> After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging
> in some S&M role playing.
>
> The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her
> drink, the single girl leered and said, ' Last Friday at the end of
> the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
> When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had
> on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
> aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and
> there!'
>
> The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When
> my fiancé got home last Friday , he found me waiting for him in a
> black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so
> turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up
> our wedding date!
>
> The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of
> planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
> I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I
> slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black
> stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask,
> ready for action.
>
> When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
> sat down and yelled,
>
> 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'

Сорка,бацета,мързи ме да превеждам.

[Teh noob]

osven da te zakolovratim da ti doide meraka nab

[kuko]

> The Truth About Married Life ....
>
> Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
> married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The
> conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their six
> lives.
>
> After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging
> in some S&M role playing.
>
> The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her
> drink, the single girl leered and said, ' Last Friday at the end of
> the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
> When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had
> on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
> aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and
> there!'
>
> The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When
> my fiancé got home last Friday , he found me waiting for him in a
> black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so
> turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up
> our wedding date!
>
> The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of
> planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
> I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I
> slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black
> stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask,
> ready for action.
>
> When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
> sat down and yelled,
>
> 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'

Сорка,бацета,мързи ме да превеждам.

A az se 4udeh do kakvo vodi braka

[Inferna]

A az se 4udeh do kakvo vodi braka

Е те....